MAMA ALWAYS SAYS TO PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN THEM....

WELL THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I AM DOING BUT... MY NEIGHBOR CHELSEA HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA. I WAS GOING TO PUT IT IN ACTION WHEN HE WALKED HOME FROM SCHOOL BUT HE DIDN'T COME THROUGH OUR YARD TODAY NOT TO FEAR THERE IS ALWAYS TOMORROW. I WILL BE UP AND WAITING FOR HIM WHEN HE STARTS HIS WALK TO SCHOOL. SO HERE IS THE PLAN... I AM GOING TO APPROACH HIM AND TELL HIM THAT THE POLICE CAME BY TODAY TO ASK ME A FEW QUESTIONS BECAUSE ONE OF THE GIRLS PARENTS ARE SAYING SHE WAS RAPED. THEN I AM GOING TO TELL HIM THAT I GAVE THEM THE CONDOMS AND THAT THEY ARE TESTING FOR DNA. ALSO THAT I HAD TO TELL THEM WHO HAD THE KEY AND THAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE CALLING HIS PARENTS AT SOME POINT THIS WEEK. SINCE HIS PARENTS DIDNT CARE HE THREW A PARTY AT MY HOUSE MAYBE THEY WILL CARE IF THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH THE POLICE. MORAL OF THE STORY DON'T BRING OTHER PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE AND DON'T HAVE SEX IN MY HOUSE.