WHOSE BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BEDDY BED BED

WELL WE FINALLY GET HOME FROM VACATION AND MUCH TO OUR DISMAY REALIZE OUR HOUSE WAS A PARTY HOUSE WHILE WE WERE GONE. OUR NEIGHBOR WHO IS FIFTEEN ALWAYS WATCHES OUR DOG FOR US WHILE WE ARE GONE. WE GIVE HIM A KEY SO THAT HE CAN LET HER IN AT NIGHT AND FEED HER. WE HAD NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS UNTIL NOW. WHEN WE GOT HOME HE CAME RUNNING OVER TO TELL US THAT HE HAD TURNED OUR HEAT ON FOR US. PHILLIP AND I BOTH THOUGHT WOW THAT WAS NICE OF HIM. WELL AFTER CLOSER EXAMINATION... I NOTICED A FEW THINGS OUT OF PLACE. FOR SOME REASON ALL THE LIGHT BULBS IN BELLE'S ROOM HAD BEEN UNSCREWED EXCEPT ONE, (WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE A REASON TO BE IN MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM) MY BED HAD CLEARLY BEEN SLEPT IN AND REMADE (I AM OCD ABOUT MY BED AND HAD WASHED THE SHEETS BEFORE WE LEFT SO THAT I COULD COME HOME AND CLIMB IN A NICE CLEAN BED.), OUR FUTON HAD BEEN TURNED AROUND, AND THERE WAS A SWISHER SWEET ON THE FLOOR IN MY ROOM. WELL PHILLIP WAS FURIOUS SO WE DECIDED TO CALM DOWN BEFORE APPROACHING THE KID ABOUT IT. WELL TODAY WHEN I MOVED THE COUCH TO SWEEP I FOUND A BLACK AND MILD AND A CONDOM!!! IS HE KIDDING ME. SERIOUSLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. THERE WERE MC DONALDS BAGS EVERYWHERE. NEEDLESS TO SAY I AM VERY LIVID AND HE WILL NOT BE WATCHING MY HOUSE AGAIN. OH AND I DON'T THINK I WILL BE PAYING HIM THIS TIME... ESPECIALLY SINCE HE USED MY HEAT ALL WEEK WHICH I HAD TURNED OFF TO SAVE MONEY.